D: So: Theda Bara! I am growing my hair out, doing loads of research, and planning the Theda-as-Cleopatra costume. This might be the thing that spurs me to buy a sewing machine.
A Lady: Oooh.
D: IT INVOLVES A HEADPIECE. You know I am a sucker for headpieces.
A Lady: YES.
D: OOH, YES. Louise Brooks is my idol. And my haircut inspiration, obvs.
A Lady: …Though I am excited to see you with a longer 'do.
D: I might cut it post- Halloween though; it tends to get stringy when longer. But! there will be Halloween photos.
A Lady: Nooooooooo.
D: Striiiiiiiiingy, L.
A Lady: I wanna see it longer. In person.
D: Bossy, bossy.
A Lady: Duh. Also, that's what dry shampoo is for.
D: You will not see it longer in person if it's all lank and gross.
A Lady: Hmph
D: …But if it's behaving, I'll leave it. We'll see.
A Lady: Pah.
Let it be known that if I am sporting unflattering hair around on my vacation this November, it is totally A Lady's fault.
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