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(amid a discussion of just exactly how dehydrated I am):

A Lady: HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?

D: I ask myself that a lot.
Good strong German genes?

A Lady: Uh huh.
No healthy adult should drink as much pedialyte as you do.

D: Hey, I have not had pedialyte in LONG TIME. (That doesn't mean I didn't necessarily NEED it, but...)

A Lady: The bodega probably thinks you have a toddler secreted away at home.

D: Oh, they know it's for me. I start drinking it before I leave the store. For those times when I am SERIOUS about rehydration.

A Lady: .

D: AT LEAST I AM REHYDRATING.

A Lady: .

(part of this complete breakfast)